I got a new vacuum!

Creating a new branch in the Hoover family tree while still adhering to the company's reputation for innovation and quality, this is the ideal machine. It's a sleak upright design with a HEPA ( He Eats Paraphernalia Always ) filtration system. It is light weight at only 20 pounds. It is designed to smoothly glide across your floor while picking up more dust and debris in corners and along baseboards. This latest advance technology ensures the highest, most efficient pick-up across all floor types.
As you can see, mine is a slightly older 8 month model. While mine has the old rear bag design and not the new bagless model, it still works like a charm!