Friday, November 30, 2007

the 12 Days of Christmas ( my version )

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A baby with RSV


On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV


On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV


On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV


On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven letter free shipping codes
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight work/school/church/white elephant parties
Seven letter free shipping codes
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine neighbor gifts
Eight work/school/church/white elephant parties
Seven letter free shipping codes
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten times hearing “You’ll shoot your eye out”
Nine neighbor gifts
Eight work/school/church/white elephant parties
Seven letter free shipping codes
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV


On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven times I’ve procrastinated
Ten times hearing “You’ll shoot your eye out”
Nine neighbor gifts
Eight work/school/church/white elephant parties
Seven letter free shipping codes
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school
And a baby with RSV


On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve hours baking
Eleven times I’ve procrastinated
Ten times hearing “You’ll shoot your eye out”
Nine neighbor gifts
Eight work/school/church/white elephant parties
Seven letter free shipping codes
Six stockings to stuff
Five unwanted pounds!
Four letter naughty *&!@ words
Three attempts for pictures
Two kids home from school

And a baby with RSV


May your Christmas season be unmedicated and stress free!

1 comment:

shauna said...

And what did you give your true love?