Friday, March 03, 2006

Jokes on you!



Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because that's why he got 2 sunburns cause he bonked into a tree!


Yeah. I don't get it either.


But if you were to ask my three year old to tell you a joke, odds are, that's the one you'll get. And he'll laugh and laugh as though it was the greatest joke ever! Forgetting that it was the 100 millionth time he's told it.

There's a lot of things that he does that I don't really get either. Like why a brand new box of Pull ups from Costco was emptied all over his bedroom floor. And a small wooden shoe was sitting outside the door. And when you ask him to explain it, he'll tell you matter-of-factly "because you have to walk on the britches so that the lasers don't get you. And the shoe is a magic shoe that protects you." Oh. I get it. Lasers. Magic shoes.


Or when
he takes the treds off of his Tonka truck, wraps them around his head and puts his favorite snake "No feet" on top.


Or when he decides it will be so much more fun to take a bath in the sink instead of the tub.


Or he just has to be like his big sister.

Or that he and his sister liked to put our Qwik Trip soda containers in their clothes and pretend they were "backpacks".

Or why one day, he decided he wanted to be "Goggleman"


With all of the pictures I have as evidence, I wonder if he realizes that 10 years from now, the joke will be on him?

13 comments:

Rachelle said...

LOL! He is so freaking cute!

Kermit~the~Frog said...

I still remember my little sister's favorite nonsensical joke:

"Knock knock. Who's there? Big Bird. Big Bird who? Big Bird's in a cage!" What made it funny was her demented cackle after delivering the punchline. She was four.

Ah, memories. Thanks!

QueenMeadow said...

He is adorable and will just love it if you blow those pictures up for him to share in High School ;)

Lee said...

Those are freaking hilarious!! Too funny!!

Lei said...

R.O.F.L. And oh so cute!

Linsey Farley Jameson said...

He is such a funny kid! I love those pictures!

S said...

lol! you have got some great blackmail pics there for when he's a teenager! Super cute!

emlouisa said...

Too too too funny!

Elozia Marie said...

ROFL! Those pictures are all so priceless :)

Melzie said...

Cracked me up!!!! :)

Alicia said...

ROFL!!!!! What a crack up!

Heather said...

He is too cute!

Misty said...

SO cute! Aren't 3 year olds the best?